The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the ability to die without any control

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!