The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to talk backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!