- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to...lick you're nose

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to die at will.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to sweeten sugar

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to talk backwards

Pointless Super Powers