The power to cure a ham

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to make snow yellow

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!