The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!