- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to become black!

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to be powerless

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to eat ass.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power of self mind control

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Pointless Super Powers