The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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To shit bricks.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to become black.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!