The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to become black!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!