The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to self destruct

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!