The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to beathe

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to think of food

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to jerk off

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!