ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!