ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of learning

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!