The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shit for 5 days

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swear words -jesse

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!