The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have a power

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to become black!

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!