The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!