- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

+147

The ablity to hate everything.

+91

the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

+180

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

+132

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

+110

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

+183

The ability to handle the truth.

+151

The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

+217

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pee while sleeping.

the ability to hear yourself think

The power to walk through the opened doors

to be under 9000

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

the power to sit down in mid air

The power to instantly become pregnant

power to poo perfectly priced people

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...