- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to swallow chewed up food.

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

the ability to die without any control

Liam Brudenell

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

Pointless Super Powers