The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!