The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!