The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!