- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to die at will.

The power to not care.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

levi Hahne is gay

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

Pointless Super Powers