Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!