The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the powre to spel

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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to spelle caretly

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!