The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to self destruct

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!