The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!