The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to troll.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power of being pointless

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The power to not do it.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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swear words -jesse

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!