the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!