the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!