The power to take a s*** on people

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!