the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!