- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your weight

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

the power to eat bread

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to spell 'a' correctly

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to think of food

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

Pointless Super Powers