The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of learning

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to talk backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!