power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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to be shitty

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!