- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to count from A to purple

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to control dodos

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to freeze ice

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to see air

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the power to see everyone as a tree

Pointless Super Powers