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the power to see everyone as a tree
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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.
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the power to read this pointleessuperpower
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind
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God tier Waste of Space
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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test
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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"
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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline
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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.
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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!
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the ability to only do pointless things.
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The power to be dead
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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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Everything Hawkeye does
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The power to die when you use the letter e.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!