The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!