the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Acid tears.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The Power to Power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!