- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the ability to type slower.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The ability to read your own mind

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

the power to kiss your own ass

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Pointless Super Powers