The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!