The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!