The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have a power

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The power to start time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!