- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to pee poop

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Liam Brudenell

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to die when you change emotions

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to live.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

Pointless Super Powers