The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!