The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Power to develop diseases.

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to die when you are happy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to get sick

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!