The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to police irony

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to get sick

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!