The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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Meatvision.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to mind reeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!