- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

solar powered night-vision

to poop a penny every year

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

the power to fly while under water

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to like any show

The ability to lactate air.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to make infinite paper clips.