The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!