- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to bleed on command

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to control dodos

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to have no powers

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to turn into an embryo

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

Pointless Super Powers