the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!