The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of self mind control

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to herd cats

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!