Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!