- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to lock open doors

to die when you are happy

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

Pointless Super Powers