The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Meatvision.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!