The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!