The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Stop clapping

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!