The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to watch tv

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!