- Pointless Super Powers

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to grow fingernails.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

the power to be really itchy.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to create bad superpowers

the power to instantly die

the power of words

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!