- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to have a super power,

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to bleed anally at will

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Pointless Super Powers