the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to get in the van

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the power to like mass effect 3

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!