The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!