The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to fail

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the power to be wrong

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!