The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!