The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to pee poop

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to be a woman

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to create powers

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!